Posted 18 Oct 2008 (edited) I have ten marbles and I throw them all in the air. Two are lost in outer space forever. Six land on Jupiter. The rest come back down and land in my hand. How many do I have? Five! You have two. I have four elephants, and then all of them die. How many are alive? Four! None of them. I like studying the Renaissance, but I hate art. I like yellow, but I hate primary colors. I play Wii, but I hate video games. I like cheese, but I'm lactose intolerant. Why do you think that is? Because you're a hypocrite. No, I have no idea. Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not. Counterfeit money Edited 19 Oct 2008 by Teto (see edit history) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 19 Oct 2008 ITT: People Google "Riddles". Counterfeit money. Teto was right on my riddle. I am served at a table, In gatherings of two or four; Served small, white and round. You'll love some, And that's part of the fun. What am I? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 19 Oct 2008 how the frick did you know the answer?!?!? ok.... answer this one! Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 19 Oct 2008 You have two. None of them. Because you're a hypocrite. No, I have no idea. No, I have five marbles. Four elephants are left alive. And the third, well, that's the most straight forward. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 19 Oct 2008 I am served at a table, In gatherings of two or four; Served small, white and round. You'll love some, And that's part of the fun. What am I? A deck of cards. Or, a cat(with nine lives) Yeah. I got it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 19 Oct 2008 Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why? They're all married. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 19 Oct 2008 A man fell into a trap and there are two doors, one door has a fire-breathing dragon and the other has a huge magnafying glass that can burn anything. How does he get out? And no you cant lure the dragon to get burnt by the huge magnifying glass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 19 Oct 2008 I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 19 Oct 2008 how the frick did you know the answer?!?!? ok.... answer this one! Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why? Because the ones you're posting are from Riddles.com, you idiot. They're all single. A deck of cards. Or, a cat(with nine lives) Yeah. I got it. Both are wrong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 19 Oct 2008 fine..... 2 fathers and there 2 sons go fishing, and they say the wont leave without all of them catching a fish. they leave with 3 fish...... how is this possible? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 19 Oct 2008 Again, from Riddles.com There's one father and two sons, the father is two because he's the father of both sons. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 19 Oct 2008 Again, from Riddles.com There's one father and two sons, the father is two because he's the father of both sons. WRONGO! this is a different version that i didnt get off of Riddles.com! haha!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 21 Oct 2008 (edited) there is a grandpa a dad and a boy the g is the dad of the d and the d is the dad of the b the b is the son of the d and the d is the son of the g d= dad g= grandpa b= boy Edited 21 Oct 2008 by POORU (see edit history) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 21 Oct 2008 there is a grandpa a dad and a boy the g is the dad of the d and the d is the dad of the b the b is the son of the d and the d is the son of the g d= dad g= grandpa b= boy damn..... at least Feirce muffin didnt asnwer it..... and i humiliated him! with big red letters! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
