Riddles

[Fierce Muffin 490]

Please.

[DungeonMaster 0]

Sorry, the answer was: THE MAN'S FAULT, HE SHOULDN'T OF BEEN DRIVING IN THE KITCHEN

[Teto 2609]

Pied pied piper, who went to get a little riper. He went down the hill and got hit by a bus.

And Fierce Muffin, congrats on the sexual discrimination.

And I think that it's the woman's fault. She walked in front. But the guy should have slowed down. She was asking for it.

[DungeonMaster 0]

No, it wasn't an ethical question I PROVIDED THE ANSWER.

Nope it was a sniper.

[Teto 2609]

Answer my one now.

[PokeFan 0]

here's another for you. (btw, i don't really get my riddles from anywhere. they just kinda pop into my head.)

i am ever present. even in the bathroom, i'm there. i am everywhere on earth, nothing escapes me. what am i?

(nah, it's not air.)

[Teto 2609]

I would say age. Or disease.

Now answer mine at the bottom of the previous page.

[Rechka 0]

ok, i'm back

There was a green house.

Inside the green house there was a white house

Inside the white house there was a red house.

Inside the red house there were lots of babies

I am the house, What am I?

a watermelon?

[Teto 2609]

Correct! Finally!

1. What cheese is made backwards?

Fierce Muffin - Edam

2. How could I place a bookbag on the floor where no one could jump over it?

Me (revealed) - Put it in the corner

3. You are lost and alone in the woods. You stumble across an old cabin, and decide to stay there for the night. You want some heat and light, but the only things you find in the cabin are a candle, an oil lamp and a wood burning stove. You look in your pocket but you only have one match left. What do you light first?

Rechka - The Match

4. What is so delicate that when you say its name it is broken?

Rechka - Silence

5. A man was walking in the jungle. He only had one bullet in his gun. But yet he shot a puma and a cougar. How did he do this?

Fierce Muffin - A Puma and Cougar are the same animal

One wrong answer and I will reveal the it.

Edit: Since nobody will answer the other question of mine, a few pages back, I'll tell you.

4. Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?

Because he was dead.

Edited 24 Oct 2008 by Teto (see edit history)

[Rechka 0]

3. You are lost and alone in the woods. You stumble across an old cabin, and decide to stay there for the night. You want some heat and light, but the only things you find in the cabin are a candle, an oil lamp and a wood burning stove. You look in your pocket but you only have one match left. What do you light first?

a match.

I need to think on others...

Edit: Since nobody will answer the other question of mine, a few pages back, I'll tell you.

Because he was dead.

yep, that one was definitely the hardest!

[Teto 2609]

Yeah. It was incredibly difficult. Not obvious at all.

And yes. It was the match.

[Fierce Muffin 490]

Please.

Edited 26 Jan 2015 by Fierce Muffin (see edit history)

[Teto 2609]

Youth?

I have no idea.

Edited 24 Oct 2008 by Teto (see edit history)

[Rechka 0]

4. What is so delicate that when you say its name it is broken?

Silence

[Teto 2609]

Correct! Finally!

1. What cheese is made backwards?

2. How could I place a bookbag on the floor where no one could jump over it?

3. You are lost and alone in the woods. You stumble across an old cabin, and decide to stay there for the night. You want some heat and light, but the only things you find in the cabin are a candle, an oil lamp and a wood burning stove. You look in your pocket but you only have one match left. What do you light first?

Rechka - The Match

4. What is so delicate that when you say its name it is broken?

Rechka - Silence

5. A man was walking in the jungle. He only had one bullet in his gun. But yet he shot a puma and a cougar. How did he do this?

One wrong answer and I will reveal the it.

Edit: Since nobody will answer the other question of mine, a few pages back, I'll tell you.

Because he was dead.