Treemotan

Nice to meetcha. I'm... Kind of in the same boat?? I've only been here a couple of years, but I'm like Halley's Comet in that I only very rarely make an appearance. Usually when either I realize I haven't posted on this website in forever or Shrubs (I think he said his username was Destructo or something when he first started) reminds me that I haven't posted in forever.
Also everyone cringes at themselves from 2009. Everyone was jank as puppy in that year.

My sexuality is quite an odd little thing. Primarily, I identify as being gay, seeing as most of the time I am sexually attracted to women, only incidentally being sexually attracted to men. On the romantic attraction side, I consider myself panromantic. So, panromantic homosexual, with incidental heterosexual attraction. Or, if you really want to oversimplify it, panromantic bisexual. 
 
Which works out well for a certain someone, since instead of his girlfriend getting upset at him for having pictures of boobs or questionable pictures of anime girls on his computer, his girlfriend is actively sending him these pictures. That she may also have on her computer. Among other things.
 
Where am I going with this.

AUGH one of the magazines in Harris Teeter had a similar article that I saw last night, made me annoyed. Is it really that hard for people to grasp that if a woman transitions, she's probably doing it because she doesn't want to bee seen as male in any way? Sheesh, people only think about themselves and what they see way too often

i'll never forgive the US of A for creating the conditions that led to this forum and subsequently all of you existing in my life. worst country EVER
 
i've been having trouble sleeping lately. had a terrible sleep last night, kept waking up during the night and I had a half 6 start at work this morning... which I was nearly late for today... was pretty fun if you look at it in a certain way...
 
also one of the trashy-as-puppy magazines we sell at my work had this on the cover today...
 

Michelob Ultra legitimately tastes good to me. Especially draft. And it always has, even when I first started drinking.
 
Bud Light has kind of grown on me, though I thought it was disgusting at first. Draft > Bottle. I can't stand Coors or Miller or any other light lagers. Most dark beers taste disgusting as well, though I have been in a mood where the coffee/chocolaty flavors tasted tolerable. Rolling Rock is ehh. Dos Equis is pretty good with a lime. Stella Artois is disgusting. 
 
I also legitimately enjoy dry white wine, well, white wine in general really. I struggle with reds. I would literally take a white wine over a soda with dinner every time.
 
Coconut Rum tastes great to me. Coke and coconut rum is my favorite mixed drink, followed by Coke and spiced rum. 
 
Cider and fireball whiskey is pretty swell too. 
 
It's really all about experimenting with everything and trying things in different environments. Beer tastes totally different out with friends vs sitting at home alone. 

Yeah, I often have a beer or wine after dinner. It's nice. Being drunk is overrated. Being buzzed is where it's at.

People often ask me how this place is. I tell them it's really not that bad, but truthfully there is one thing that bothers me the constant barrage of Religion. For those of you don't know I'm an Atheist and have been for over twenty years. I grew up Catholic and went to church and believed the stuff I was told but as I got older I just got to a point where the stuff I was hearing just became so unbelievably outrageous that I just had to quit. 
 
When I first got here I was visited by a local priest who asked if I wanted to take communion and when I told him that I was an Atheist he almost tripped over his own feet rushing out of my room like he couldn't get out fast enough or risk catching my Atheist germs. I thought that was the end of it but now I have people coming by every so often trying to "Save" me. I politely listen what they have to say, accept their prayers and or pamphlet and then wish them a good day. I don't know what they are hoping maybe one day that I'll "see the light" but it ain't gonna happen.

So Shrubs is over at my place right now. Never let us within 20 ft of a camera.
 
 

So Shrubs is over at my place right now. Never let us within 20 ft of a camera.
 
 

So Shrubs is over at my place right now. Never let us within 20 ft of a camera.
 
 

I finally have full toe movement!
 

I'm tired of y'all being tired. Lazy bourgeois puppys.
 
On a more positive note, They're putting me through management training at work. Might be getting promoted to an assistant manager.  

FORGET STROHEIM

SPEEDWAGON CONFIRMED.

I AM THE PANTYHOSE MONSTER
 
MONSTER OF THE PANTYHOSE

I AM THE PANTYHOSE MONSTER
 
MONSTER OF THE PANTYHOSE

I AM THE PANTYHOSE MONSTER
 
MONSTER OF THE PANTYHOSE

I AM THE PANTYHOSE MONSTER
 
MONSTER OF THE PANTYHOSE

I AM THE PANTYHOSE MONSTER
 
MONSTER OF THE PANTYHOSE

I'm tired of y'all being tired. Lazy bourgeois puppys.
 
On a more positive note, They're putting me through management training at work. Might be getting promoted to an assistant manager.  

I'm tired of y'all being tired. Lazy bourgeois puppys.
 
On a more positive note, They're putting me through management training at work. Might be getting promoted to an assistant manager.  

Jared, does he know you're gay

Sorry man I don't mean to one up you but I have two boyfriends and a girlfriend and a dog now

Haha who wants to hear a joke
 
I have a boyfriend now

when you say "our" do you mean you and me or you and a third party because if its the former than that's too fucking bad because I can't get enough of this shit