Teto

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  1. Teto

    Back. As if any of you cunts squidding care.
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    2. Cascade

      where did you even go?

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    3. Ganny

      Teto, I have never liked anything more than I do your new threads as a unit

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  2. Teto

    Obama uses hamsters as toilet paper and then grinds them up into soap. And then EATS the soap.
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    2. PrimaGaga

      Yeah but I heard that Prime is also really racist.

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    3. DR SHRUBBERY!

      How is Optimus Prime racist?

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  3. Teto

    If there was such a thing as an "uhhh" or *cough* track for TV shows the crowd reaction for The Big Bang Theory would be a lot more accurate.
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    2. Cascade

      The laugh track isn't really the major (or any) part of why I don't enjoy BBT. idk. they're not inherently awful

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    3. Cascade

      but ha, I didn't know it was a live audience, omg if I was an actor I'd freak having to do that

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  4. Teto

    Aren't we making AMAs too often now? Don't want it to just become a passing phase.
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    2. LLmao ?✊?

      It took be a second to realize what cirt was doing lol

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    3. Cirt

      lol

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    4. Teto

      I recognised and appreciated it immediately <:

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  5. Teto

    Quick game is over. It was just a quick game.
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    2. Teto

      bit quick

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    3. Ammonsa

      pretty quick

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    4. Teto

      a bit

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  6. Teto

    Why does TV Tropes have pages for specific actors and actresses? Comparing a real person to character archetypes just seems ridiculous.
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    2. PrimaGaga

      Damn him! Always scheming for quarters so he can buy some puppying jawbreakers.

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    3. Ammonsa

      I appreciate tv tropes for stuff but tv tropes also makes me feel deeply uncomfortable with some of the material that they've had on there in the past.

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    4. LLmao ?✊?

      Like what?

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  7. Teto

    LL I have a drawing request: Draw Exeggcute in little suits and ties, and caption it "Exeggcutives".
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    2. Teto

      10/10

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    3. Teto

      Love the "EVOLVE" poster

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    4. LLmao ?✊?

      thanks :3

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  8. Teto

    just noticed now that Saha's avatar has a very faint rainbow in the face.
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    2. Sahaqiel

      been that way for a few months ye

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    3. SilverAlchemic

      It's a super cool effect! I like it a lot. :>

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    4. Sahaqiel

      well ty

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  9. Teto

    I just ate a big bag of crisps and a bowl full of grapes how is everybody doing tonight.
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    2. PrimaGaga

      Your mom is homestuck!

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    3. Sayubie

      She avoids leaving her home, yes.

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    4. Vio Milanor

      By that logic, Homestuck is basically a story about my awesome life.

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  10. Teto

    Arcanelord </3
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    2. Arachne

      Me too. Oh, the days when people would confuse the two of us.

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    3. Ganny

      ARCANELORD, YOU'RE BACK!

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    4. Ganny

      oh wait

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  11. Teto

    Mice President. Awesome.
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    2. Princess Valhalla Hawkwind

      Okay, Pheo wins.

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    3. DR SHRUBBERY!

      Anthony Sullivan here with the Slice-President! It slices vegetables with the greatest of ease!

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  12. Teto

    Does anybody remember my first ever name on this forum? From memory.
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  13. Teto

    ha ha the old days
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    2. Teto

      the old ones, the old days that is, those ones HAHA

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    3. Cascade

      w hat

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    4. DR SHRUBBERY!

      oho the days of old

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  14. Teto

    I killed someone (with kindness!)
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    2. Teto

      poetry can't move it's words on paper

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  15. Teto

    I am Teto: Destroyer of Planets and Devourer of Sitcoms. Having consumed all of The Big Bang Theory existing in this universe, I must turn to an alternative food source to satisfy my great hunger. Frasier season 1, prepare to be assimilated.
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    2. PrimaGaga

      *kiss a lover* "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

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    3. DR SHRUBBERY!

      I want one of those Personal Soundtrack T-shirts with the built-in speaker for that exact reason.

      Incidentally, I got the idea from an episode of the Big Bang Theory...

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    4. Necropolis

      I like Frasier. Not much of a sitcom guy, but it can get a laugh out of me pretty reliably

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  16. Teto

    Storytime's over.
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    2. Sahaqiel

      you did make it to work tho lol

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    3. Teto

      The Big Bang Theory one was my favourite.

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    4. Sayubie

      :C

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  17. Teto

    WEREWOLF HIATUS ALL SAHA'S DOING
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    2. Chimetals

      i dont mind as much, as ive been dying from homework. what am i doing here, you ask? avoiding said homework 0_0

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  18. Teto

    you all suck and I hate you
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    2. Arachne

      Aww, you're just saying that. Give us a hug!

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    3. Teto

      death hug maybe >>::CC

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    4. Fierce Muffin

      So tsundere. It's not like I want to hate you... you just look so hateable!! Baka...

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  19. Teto

    Twilight marathon was actually pretty good. Can't lie, I do like these movies somewhat. Though I understand the hate. Everybody in the theatre laughed all the way through New Moon. Super duper Breaking Dawn Pt. 1 description below.
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    2. Cirt

      milking the fanbase made me just think that all of the twihards are a bunch of fat cows and we are stealing their milk. I mean, they are robbing the fanbase with movie prices so darned high.

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    3. Teto

      Also Bella turning into a vampire in the end kind of made a good cliffhanger tbh. Also idk if there was all that fighting drama with the wolves in the book, but I guess if they merged both movies into one, it'd end up being just too long for a single movie, with two big fight scenes that would be fitting for an end-of-movie sort of thing. Might as well make it two, right?

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    4. Teto

      And if they cut the romance and shit that a lot of fans love about the movies, that'd ruin it for a lot of people. It would ruin the final movie for a lot of people. The 2 parterness of this makes sense to me.

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  20. Teto

    I have become the monster.
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    2. T1g

      for me it appeared as furry teto until after i made the first post

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    3. 2356

      Hnet's messing with That1guy

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    4. Teto

      Yeah it's lame that it sometimes takes ages for changes to register. Ctrl+F5 usually does the trick when avatars don't update for you.

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  21. Teto

    Alarm went off at 8am. Hit snooze. Proceeded to hit snooze another 25 times every 9 minutes when it went off. Got up at noon.
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    2. Ganny

      Set one alarm for 8:17 and another alarm for 8:29, woke up at 8:17 and 8:29, jumped off the roof of my building.

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  22. Teto

    I'm pretty sure if you give life to something it's your legal right to take it away.
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    2. T1g

      love it

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    3. Teto

      Oh man, you are reminding me of this roller coaster thread I saw somewhere which had someone who made a rollercoaster which lasted like 72 in-game hours or something, and let out with a circle leading back to the entrance.

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    4. DR SHRUBBERY!

      I used to have roller coaster tycoon 3. I never figured out how to play it, so I just made holes everywhere and threw people inside. And people still payed to get in after that.

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  23. Teto

    Grandma's expression doesn't change while playing. She has been dead since the start of the presentation. New feature of the wiiu gamepad: Cremate Grandma.
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    2. pheonix561

      holy shit holy SHIT PIKMIN 3 WAS ANNOUNCED?!

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    3. pheonix561

      WITH A squidding TRAILER?!?!?!?!?!!!

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    4. Teto

      Yes. Best part of the show though. Rest of it was decent but nothing very interesting or surprising.

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  24. Teto

    You guys AUTO give this a BRAKE
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    2. Knuckle

      hoes*

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    3. SilverAlchemic

      ^ The WINRAR!

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    4. Teto

      no

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  25. Teto

    And so, after playing 897 games of Solitaire on my phone, I have finally beat 100 games.
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    2. Teto

      That's still decent. For the first while my win percentage was like 7%. By the end it was still only 11%. 3 out of 40 is 7.5% success rate.

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    3. Teto

      You go play 900 games and I'll bet you improve.

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    4. DR SHRUBBERY!

      Reminds me of when I first bought Poker Night at the Inventory.

      Didn't have a clue how to play poker.

      Took me twenty tries to win a game..

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