hit the next user with random zelda item

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Ow. A leaf. :bleh:

*throws lit master sword and exploding bommerang at the next poster*

Now I'm 17 Due to the master sword's effect. (I turned 10!)

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*gets stabbed in head by Master Sword & blown up by exploding boomerang*

*assorted internal organs go flying at next poster*

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*dodges organs* *throws a fart at the next 15 posters where they get knocked out and cant dodge and i throw 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 master swords at the next 20 posters*

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*Points out that one cannot really throw a fart thus canceling the effect then dodges the swords and throws a baked potato at the next poster *

Hot potato LOL.

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swallows potato in one gulp due to freakishly large throat, and lack of throatal-flap (in other words, my uvula(?)).

tramples over next poster with epona, then uses magnetic gloves to steal loose change.

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*let's change slip away*

*Mugs next person with Ezlo* or was it Elzo?

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*Grabs Ezlo, stuffs on head, shrinks.*

*sets Picori on next poster*

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i take it off.

i hit the next poster with a bottle with a fish in it.

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distract you with fishing rod

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whips the next poster as i'm distracted.(due to the distraction i whip the poster after the next poster.

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*Grows back to normal size, ties Elzo's neck into a knot and throws him at next poster*

*Shrugs as whip completely misses her*

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*shreds ezlo and throws a 4 billion pound buster sword and master sword at next 5 posters and cant be dodged or destroyed or blocked lol* *final fantasy 7 victory fanfare* lol victory fan fare

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*Attempts to discern what previous poster just said while completely ignoring next poster*

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*slingshot in the balls*

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Haha ineffective for I AM FEMALE BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*puts Zora mask on thus turning into a male Zora*

BARE WITNESS TO MY MASS HOTNESS

*uses din's fire then quickly throws a boomerange with a paperbomb on it that would exploud when caught at next post*

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