Posted 7 Sep 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!You: I want an icecream! You: I want a devil You: I want a cardboard box Stranger: do you like kumquatsYou: ? You: ? You: ? Stranger: yes, okay... Stranger: now answer my god damn question! You: YOU sissy You: DIE IN HELL You: KUMQUATS? You: KANGAROOS You: OR TIGERS? Stranger: all three You: WHICH ONE IS MORE VICIOUS? You: CHOOSE THE RIGHT ONE You: OR YOU DIE Stranger: A TIGER KANGAROO EATING A KUMQUAT!!! You: My god You: You guessed it right Stranger: im just that amazing You: I can't believe it Stranger: believe it! You: YOU'RE A WITCH! You: BURN You: BURN You: BURN You: BURN You: BURN You: BURN Stranger: YOUR A SASQUATCH!!!! You: BURN You: OMG Stranger: MYTH MYTH MYTH MTYH Stranger: MYTH You: HOW DID YOU KNOW Stranger: MYTH Stranger: MYTH You: YOU WANT A BLOWJOB? Stranger: DEPENDS ARE YOU GOING TO USE YOUR HAIRY LIPS? You: MY LIPS ARE SENSUOUS Stranger: MR.SASQUATCH Stranger: oh really now? Stranger: THEN NO You: I DIDN'T SAY THEY WEREN'T HAIRY You: Gosh Stranger: THEN SAY WHAT YOU MEAN You: puppy YEAH Stranger: jeeze Stranger: HELL YEAH You: ARE YOU A BOY? Stranger: ARE YOU A CHICKEN? Stranger: as in an actual chicken not as in a coward You: I see... You: This gives me something to ponder... Stranger: well dwell on that then get back to me You: OK You: I AM You: I ADMIT IT You: AND I'M NOT ASHAMED Stranger: GO YOU SHOULD BE Stranger: not ashamed that is Stranger: YOU HAVE DWELLED UPON THIS SUBJECT ENOUGH Stranger: WHAT IS YOUR ANSWER Stranger: BUT ANSWER CORRECTLY OR YOU WILL BE SMITED ON THE VERY SPOT BY A CLOWN WITH A TENNIS RACKET AND AN CE CREAM CONE You: I ADMITTTED A WAS A CHICKEN Stranger: you never said it Stranger: so you admited but not to be a chicken You: I SAID I ADMIT IT You: puppy Stranger: WHAT DO YOU ADMIT TO? You: I APOLOGISE You: I CAN NEVER MEASURE UP TO YOUR SUPERIOR INTELLECT You: I WILL GO AND FINGER MYSELF. You: BAI You have disconnected. XD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 19 Mar 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hey Stranger: Hi there! You: How are you today? Stranger: I'm awesome! What's your favourite food? You: uhhh... Toast. You: You? Stranger: Really? Toast? With anything on it? Stranger: I like Pizza with the works. You: Ya Pizza is p cool Stranger: Where are you? I'm at work. 30 minutes left. You: I'm at my house. 72 hours remaining. Stranger: Till what? Are you on house arrest? You: Till my boss leaves to go out of town and I may fail at my assignment Stranger: Oh oh! What's your assignment? Can you cheat? You: Well it's a work assignment I have to find this thing (can't really say) for him. You: And If I don't get it to him within 72 hours I'm fired Stranger: Does it involve graphics? I'm a graphic designer. Stranger: Your boss isn't intending on World Domination is he? You: Not really. It's for of an artifact of sorts. You could say I am his intern/security guard You: Nono You: You see he sells artifacts to rich buyers You: They're like ancient masks or something Stranger: Facinating! You: tribal masks or something You: and one of the masks went missing Stranger: Sounds like you need a super hero! You: Ya I guess. But it's just little old me. :/ You: He didn't even really give me anything to start up this investigation You: I'm guessing this is more of some sort of test to him and he just hiding the mask somewhere Stranger: Cool! Stranger: Not cool that you're getting fired though You: But it really seemed like an actual theft You: Well hopefully I can find it before I do Stranger: Well maybe I can help, I've seen CSI a few times. Did you dust for prints at the crime scene? You: Because I might just like die or something if I get fired You: ya You: I've tried muliple things You: I think I might have a lead Stranger: You know what, if you get fired, just go work as a car salesman till you find what you really want. Stranger: Seriously, it's easy money, just long stressful hours. You: This one kid, who always walks around town causing minor havok and wears this bizarre hat Stranger: And you can get hired on the spot if you demand a job. Stranger: What does the hat look like? Stranger: Does he have a nickname? If he does it was probably him. You: well sort of like something you would put on a scarecrow Stranger: that's messed up. Stranger: Do people call him scarecrow? You: Ya kids around here call him Skull You: which I guess is a popular nickname Stranger: Skull eh? Definitely a theif! You: Maybe You: I mean this one group of kids called the Bombs helped tip me off to him Stranger: Does this "skull" have any known associates? You: Ya He has two other people. A boy and a girl who are brother and sister. You: Now the sister works for me Stranger: Are they twins?! You: but really hasn't said anything about Skull stealing anything You: ya You: Fraternal You: You see all of these kids are like in there 20's except these two who are like 18 or 17 Stranger: hmmmmm You: Skull I here is like 23 Stranger: Young eh? I bet you could scare them into submission! You: Well Like I said The girl only told me her name and the name of her brother You: and that they were friends with Skull Stranger: Maybe you could follow skull. See if he's near any pawn shops or maybe posted on Craig's list or something. You: Ya maybe. Stranger: My co-worker thinks it might be in a hole. Stranger: And there's a name written above the whole You: I tried folllowing him down the alleyways near the old clock tower Stranger: hole* Stranger: He's close1 You: but he somehow got away Stranger: Skull is sneaky! Stranger: A very ellusive specimen Stranger: My co-worker is thinking, maybe he's an assassin and will wear it during his next assassination. You: I don't think he went in there because there was a pretty big city council meeting going on in there Stranger: In the clock tower? You: Ya You: They were talking about demolishing it You: that's why You: they were pretty much taking a field trip You: I even tried looking for him out in the countryside near us where he is known to be and his parents live You: but they were of no help Stranger: I wish I could find out how this ends up but it's time I packed up. Stranger: I'm gonna take one final guess though You: ok Stranger: Cournel Mustard in the Library with the candlestick! You: You: Must be Stranger: Great chat! Good luck! You: Thanks You: See you around, maybe Your conversational partner has disconnected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 19 Mar 2010 Omegle is so much fun, for being random! Here's a convo I had a few months ago, which I saved on Word because I thought it was my best yet, and it still is. C: Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: hey You: are you the gay guy from earlier? Stranger: no Stranger: wtf? Stranger: dude or dudette ? You: aww can you be gay then? You: dudette You: im attracted to gay boys Stranger: puppy u then You: you'd love to Stranger: i knw that You: do you get any? Stranger: u want me to? Stranger: u r the one You: the one what Stranger: i would puppy You: thank you? Stranger: dont mention...u seem horny... You: yeah... like a rhino! Stranger: show me....i dont feel it You: i put on my robe and wizard hat Stranger: and what next?? You: then i bitchslap your little chode You: you love it Stranger: then i'll tear off ur clothes... You: im 12 you sick puppy You: then you get arrested You: i laugh You: lol Stranger: still puppy u You: pedobear? Stranger: whats that? You: ur mom Stranger: if u r 12 then how can u be horny?? You: im not you said that coz ur a pedo You: bear Stranger: u said u like gays... You: yeh You: gay people are nice You: unlike..... you! Stranger: i am not.... Stranger: thats why i am gonna make u feel me You: good luck with that Stranger: luck to u too....whats ur name/ You: susan boyle Stranger: ok susan..i luv ur boobs You: i love yours too You: not really... they're all flabby Stranger: are u a lesb?? You: flabby flabby flabby You: FLABBY! Stranger: will puppy u dear... You: we've established that... you're never going to Stranger: wait n watch Your conversational partner has disconnected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 19 Mar 2010 My best conversation to date: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hey, I'm 21/f/California wanna cyber? Stranger: hi im 18/m/uk Stranger: ok You: *grabs your crotch* You: *lifts* Stranger: oh baby You: *throws out of the ring* You: WE HAVE A NEW WRESTLING CHAMPION OF THE WORLD Your conversational partner has disconnected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 19 Mar 2010 Maybe you should watch your back for a few days, Cascade >> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 20 Mar 2010 Stranger: hi You: Greetings. You: Do you enjoy reading treastises on plasma physics? You: I thought not. *Stranger disconnects* Once I had a conversation with a pothead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 20 Mar 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: 582-7434 Stranger: call for kacey You: no thanks Stranger: y not? Stranger: she gives good oral You: because its probably not kacey's phone number Stranger: yes it is Stranger: i called it myself and she picked up You: yeah well i don't feel like wasting money on a call You: so yeah Stranger: ok Stranger: use a home phone You: how about a homophone? Stranger: lololol You: weather and wheater You: wheather You: role roll Stranger: oh i thought you meant a homo phone, like a hoosexual phone You: i know Stranger: if it's not that, then do not want You: so i switched things up You: ok Your conversational partner has disconnected. I was mostly suprised that it went on for awhile after I said I wouldn't call the number. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 20 Mar 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: GAY RIGHTS Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: HEY BBZ You: GAY IS OK Stranger: REALLY? YE I WITH THAT You: cool You: so whats a bbz You: is that like You: alcohol You: I bet it is Stranger: no its a pet name Stranger: like hey hun You: oh You: So I'm your pet? You: so I'm your slave? You: so you believe in slavery? You: gay is okay but slavery isn't? Stranger: noooo i never said that dude Stranger: twistting words Stranger: sly You: what words You: Im not twisting any words You: Im just reading what you said You: and why am I suddenly a dude You: for all you know Im a hermaphrodite Stranger: okay well girl then You: HEY Stranger: andyou kinda are You: HERMAPHRODITE Stranger: your turining what im saying You: do you even know what a hermaphrodite is You: you facist pig Stranger: yeah Stranger: like a creeeeeper You: wtf You: thats like saying Stranger: fuhrer You: no You: that would be like saying You: all men have OCD You: and all women have social anxiety disorder You: or something You: hermaphrodites are people with both the penis AND the vagina You: you socialist horse face Stranger: thanks love Stranger: i dot have a horse face Stranger: im not leona lewis You: thats exactly what you would say if you were leona lewis Stranger: why? You: because you're trying to throw me off your trail You: you're out to get me You: but what you don't know is You: I'm out to get YOU Stranger: thats nice to know Stranger: your so tough Stranger: it amazes me You: hey You: its "you're so tough" You: theres an apostraphe and an e that you left out Stranger: oh jesus Stranger: mr grammer teacher Stranger: or ms You: HEY Stranger: whatever You: IM BOTH You: GOD Stranger: cool You: THIS ISNT HARD Stranger: yep You: you know what You: I'm done with you You: you suck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 20 Mar 2010 I feel stupid, I didn't know what asl meant and thought it meant a**hole so yeah people probably thought I was weird Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 20 Mar 2010 You: hi Stranger: Yo! Stranger: Can I ask you something? Have you read Mein Kampf yet? You: Yes, we did in school, why? Stranger: Is it good? You: No, the plot gets a bit boring towards the end, everyone dies :/ Lol. Some =one asked me if Hitlers Book was a good read Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 20 Mar 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: GAY RIGHTS Your conversational partner has disconnected. This is the best. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 22 Mar 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Derek? You: Miranda? You: Oh my God Stranger: I have found you! Stranger: finally You: But, how Stranger: I hired a Private Investigator to search for you. Stranger: I just had to talk to you one last time You: This certainly explains the bugs in my apartment Stranger: you found them? I knew he wasn't great, but he was the only one i could afford Stranger: life has been tough without you You: Miranda, You: I think when I left, I was kind of confused Stranger: we all were You: Everything was just happening so quickly, I had to get away. To think. Stranger: im so sorry for everything You: It's really nothing. I'd like to think I've matured over these lonely months. Stranger: really? You: I guess we'll see You: Do you You: Would you like to give it another shot? Stranger: shit. I have to go. They've found me. Meet me at the well tomorrow.....i have something for you Stranger: i miss you You: I miss you too You: See you then Stranger: bi You: And, Miranda Stranger: yes You: I love you. Stranger: <3 Stranger: goodbye Your conversational partner has disconnected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 22 Mar 2010 SILENT ONE. I SEE YOU LURKING. ...WELCOME BACK. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 22 Mar 2010 Mwahahaha you've found me. Thanks, good to be back Dude. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites