american footy

[atlasmist radiofreak 0]

im doing preseason training for "football" tomorrow im going to be up against guys 3 times my size! i am not that strong but i am fast as

[Max 10]

You guys play American footy in Australia? I'm flattered

[Ammonsa 308]

It's f***ing stupid.

[Teto 2609]

It is a pretty horrible sport. We play rugby here. Well I don't, I don't play sport at all.

pheonix don't reply to this.

[Cascade 741]

Why is it called football in America anyway. It's rugby fools!

[Ammonsa 308]

F***ing hell. Rugby is almost as bad.

[Aethix 129]

I'm American and I think football is stupid. I don't like sports in general, but football is one of the stupidest.

[Chase 390]

Alright guys, continue to say that my favorite sport is horrible.

How is it horrible? It's a sport.

[Cascade 741]

Meh, I don't like football because whenever my padre watches it, he always starts yelling and swearing at the TV and I'm all like "shut up I'm trying to sleep/study/eat/play this game/do whatever event is occuring right now in my life >:C"

The only sports I like are table tennis and swimming.

[Teto 2609]

Badminton, Cascade.

[Cascade 741]

Badminton's too hard :c

[Sahaqiel 1232]

It is not football, or American football. It is Handegg. That is not a ball. It is a pointy egg. They do not kick the ball a majority of the time. They hold it. It is handegg.

Football involves a black and white ball that is kicked into opposing goals, silly people.

[Chase 390]

We call that soccer. I know, it makes more sense to call soccer football and football something else, but that's just how it is in the US.

[Ivo-goji 0]

We call it football because you kick a ball, though not for a majority of the game. Meh, I'm not very fond of sports. Save archery and basketball, though I'm awful at both.

[Sahaqiel 1232]

My five-year-old mind was confused at why the US called Handegg Football and why they didn't call soccer football, back in the day.

A TODDLER CAN SEE THAT THIS IS CLEARLY AN ERROR IN JUDGMENT.

Also, football has an annoying fanbase and involves people inflicting bodily harm onto other people, using their bodies.

So it doesn't look like the brightest of sports.

I give it points for the plays, but those are organized by coaches and not the team members, so I have to deduct them back. >:

Sahaqiel