You know you play too much Zelda when...

[Glitch-Matrix 0]

When you play a song on a flute while at a horse stable to find Epona.

[Ganny 285]

When you go wandering in the woods while screaming Saria!!! Saria????

[Oliver 0]

when you go to a castle what's made out of obsidian and think it's ganons castle

[Kida 0]

im not really good at these but heres a few

Your hands are taking on the shape of your controller

You always wear green and you dyed your hair bleach blonde

You get a guineapig and name it Shiek etc. etc. etc

You wonder how old Impa really is.

You're constantly humming 'Zelda's Lullaby'. (guilty )

The margins of your homework is covered with Triforces. (guilty of that too lol)

You call your girlfriend Zelda or boyfriend Link.

You become attracted to Link or Zelda.

You play Z64 so much that you could recite every line in the game.

You collect empty bottles.

you jump of buildings while holding chickens expecting to float down safely

you can play every known ocarina song on your 'ocarina of time' that you made in ceramics

You develop a fascination for blonde-haired, blue-eyed guys. or girls if your a guy

You constantly wonder if Shigeru Miyamoto will ever let Link and Zelda publicly admit their feelings for one another.

You lie awake at night trying to place the Legend of Zelda adventures into chronological order.

well, few was an understatement

[Oliver 0]

awesome You know when you play too much Zelda when... thingies

[Gingerlink 2]

actually, ( i like to poke holes )..

glitch-matrix, you got the SILVER scale from doing that waterfall diving mini-game, you got the gold scale for fishing when you were an adult...

when you pay $500 to go and see the latest previews of twilight princess (or the next zelda game)

[Oliver 0]

when you have feelings for a girl named Zelda but you don't want to tell her

[Liquid Ice 0]

when you cut other peoples grass for free expecting to find money in it

[Oliver 0]

when someone spits something at you and then you get out a shield and expect it to reflect back

[Glitch-Matrix 0]

(Oops, Sorry.)

When you throw a hook into the ocean and wonder why no treasure comes up.

[Ganny 285]

When you throw pellets of hamster food into the water and expect a talking fish to draw on your sea chart thet you bought at the thrift shop.

[Oliver 0]

when you pellets of hamster food at the ground and expect a pig to dig into the ground where the food is

[Ganny 285]

When you can't fall asleep so you play Zelda's Lullabye in your head. (I've tried. It doesn't work. )

[Oliver 0]

when go into a hollow tree and battle a mega big arachnid

[Ganny 285]

When you see a swimming guy, you go out into the ocean, drag him to shore, and ask, "can I have the zora mask now?"