Nothing you EVER invent is going to top sliced bread so you should all just learn to deal with it.

[Grandmaster Phoenix 26]

Bread and Hot Pepper Sauce.

Sounds horribad :c

Nah. Its more like a hummus than anything else. Except instead of chickpeas, various semi-dried hot peppers.

[Roc 8]

Powdered Toast Man will get his revenge. Just you wait.

[Ganny 285]

Can I just say

This is probably one of my favorite posts on this website

Thank you

[PrimaGaga 1025]

Jared's post made me dislike him even more but to the point were I like him just a tad bit. :>

[Aethix 129]

No, real men compress their unsliced bread into a tiny lump, and swallow it whole. And they are not allowed to call 911 if they choke on it. They force it down their throats. LIKE MEN!

But even more really manly men go out to the wheat fields and eat their daily seven servings of grains straight out of the ground, the way nature intended! None of that baking crap. Baking is like the opposite of manliness, so real men don't eat baked goods.

[Compulsia 2]

What about sliced AND toasted bread?

[pheonix561 2080]

That's called witchcraft and is cheating.

[Teto 2609]

I guess the manliest way to eat toast is if it's the whole loaf, and it's burned to a crisp and still on fire.

[SilverAlchemic 355]

I agree.

*sets toast on fire and eats it*

*dies of 10th degree burns... LIKE A MAN*

[Cirt 612]

THANK YOU. Pan baked bread or solid loaf is the best. Just break or tear a chunk off and eat it like a man.

lol'd. :>

[Aethix 129]

Real men eat dirt and rocks. None of that sissy nutrition crap.

[pheonix561 2080]

And they're thankful for it!

[Fantasy Panda Dreaming 0]

So sliced bread makes you sliced fat.

So you lose fat when you eat sliced bread.

So you become entirely manly muscle and get a manly 6-pack and manly tufts of manly chest hair on your manly body.

Manly manly manly.

[Ganny 285]

Last time I remembered, guys, real men don't eat.

They survive

purely

on testosterone

and adrenaline

[Rika Code 29]

I thought men liked it when women made things like Alpricot and Green tea Mille-feuille, Pain de campagne, or a deep-dish Apple pie for them