things you should never hear the Zelda characters say its a game!

[Young Link Addict 67]

Link:Zelda, will you marry me?

Zelda:*transforms into sheik* sure dude

Link:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOMMY

ROFLMAO. *Laughing* C-c-can't stop laughing!

Link: Dark Link!

Dark Link (not me adult dark link.): L-l-l-l liiiiiiiiiink ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. *Runs to dead deku tree and start's slashing it.

Link:

Ok I think in OoT for N64 acually has Dark Link doing that. All you have to do is put on the eye of truth near your house and he will see you and run away. Follow him and put the eye of truth back on and he'll be hitting the deku tree for no reason at all.

[The Biggest Zelda Fan Ever 0]

Link:RASENGAN!!!!!!!!!

Ganon:Ummmmmm Link, wrong game

Link:who's link? I'm Naruto Uzamaki!!!!!!

Ganon:

[Young Link Addict 67]

Link:RASENGAN!!!!!!!!!

Ganon:Ummmmmm Link, wrong game

Link:who's link? I'm Naruto Uzamaki!!!!!!

Ganon:

I don't get it.

[The Biggest Zelda Fan Ever 0]

sorry for the double post but i had a great idea

Navi:hey look listen hey look listen hey look listen hey look listen hey look listen

Link:you did what!?!

Mido:gave navi a triple espresso

Link:

[The Biggest Zelda Fan Ever 0]

yla you would not understand it's naruto related

[The Biggest Zelda Fan Ever 0]

sorry triple post but you are going to laugh at this one

Link:*sees mushroom* yes a Mushroom now i can turn into super mario

Navi:uhhh Ganon shouldn't we stop him?

Ganon:just a little longer

Link:*sees red flower* yes fire flower i can turn into fire mario

Ganon:o.k i'm done. link, wrong game

Link: Link? Who's Link? IT'S-A ME MARIO

Ganon:

[IAmVaati 0]

Tetra: Link... um... I dunno how to say this, but...

Link: Yeah?

Tetra: I... uh...

Link: (concerned now) What is it?

Tetra: I'm sorry, I didn't mean for it to happen...

Link: Tetra! What the heck is it that you're trying to say?!

Tetra: I gotta whisper it into your ear... promise not to tell anybody...

Link: Okaay...

Tetra: (into Link's ear) HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Link: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! (flies off)

Tetra: What a wimp. Well, whatever. C'mon, crew, let's leave this place before Link remembers he has a Daku Leaf.

[Young Link Addict 67]

It lives! Again!

Midna: Link... I...

Zelda: What is she going to say?

Link: This better not be I love you.

Zelda: screw it. *Shoots Midna with light arrow.* Come on Link we're getting married tomarrow so no one steals you away from me!

Link: *Looks at Midna.*

Zelda:

I really hate midna in case you haven't found out yet.

Edited 6 Jul 2008 by Y. Link Addict (see edit history)

[Alex Arbiter 3]

link picks up master sword no blue light looks at back plugs in master sword pedestal light fries link

Edited 7 Jul 2008 by twilight oni link (see edit history)

[Young Link Addict 67]

Young Zelda: Hey Link want to play SSBM with me.

Young Link: Sure, but I call me.

Young Zelda: And I call... wait there's no Young Zelda!

YL: Yeah I had a sword, and you had... a dream?

YZ: It came true right? Can't I have psychic powers, or fire or something!

YL: Nope.

YZ: Were playing SSBB then.

YL: Why i'm not in it.

YZ: Exactly.

YL: It has some toony kid that has no realation to me, and stole my thunder as a kid hero.

YZ: Yep. He's cuter.

YL: I'll go kill him. *Goes to kill TL.*

YZ: All right I love you again.

YL: Yay!

The End.

[DR SHRUBBERY! 1095]

midna: sometimes, i dream, about cheese.

[Young Link Addict 67]

Link: I haven't eaten in forever. I'm thinkin' fried Cucco. *Uses dins' fire.* *Cuccos' start attcking* Oh sh**! *Runs away.*

[link959 0]

Link says to Gannon: come on lets go get maried.

[Koltem 0]

Zelda: You know Gannon, I think that deep down, you're really a good person.

Link: Yeah, aside from wanting to use the triforce to take over the world, you're a good guy.

[SoulSwordx 0]

You guys know link can't talk right?

Midna : How do I look ?

Link : Yahh! Shuhh!

Midna : What was that ?

Link : Shaaaaaaaaaaah! Hupmh!

Midna : That's it I'm going to go to the twilight realm forever!

Link :(wanting to say no) ughghghg! Gugh!

Midna : That's it !

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Zelda : [singing] I am a little birdy, destined to fly. *flies*

Link : (in the kokiri forest bird hunting with Saria) Man, there isn't any big ones

Saria: HEY! IT'S A BIG ONE!!!!!!!!!!!! (Zelda)

Link : *prepares light arrow that does 1 hit k.o. and fires*

Zelda : aehaheahehhaehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *Gameover screen pops up*