things you should never hear the Zelda characters say its a game!

[Stormsworder 0]

Ganondorf: "These aren't toys... Give me the Triforce of Courage!"

Link: "Ok!"

Ganondorf: "Fool! I'll-- wait, what?"

Link: "I'll give you my piece of the Triforce."

Ganondorf: "But... I had an evil laugh and everything for when I flew around and took you on...! Even flashy attacks!"

[Twili Link 0]

Ganondorf: Link.....I love you. *blushes* I'm a girl so kiss me you fool.

(that just isn't right *shuders* eeeeeeeehhhh)

[Spiko 0]

Saria: Screw the rules! i have green hair!!!!

[Kaseixjaa 0]

Zelda: Oh, dear, it's that time of the month... And I know a special hero who's just dying to make a run to the market for meeeeee.

Link:

[Chase 390]

Hahaha. I like that one

[Kibblo 0]

:Link i am your father!

:*faints*

:*takes from link*

:now when i get the other 2 pieces i will take over hyrule!

:what the f**** just happened?

Me:plays song of time. *reverses time*

:dammit my triforce is gone damn

:yay my triforce is back

Me:what about the moon,link? and wheres my 50ft sword at?

:i dont know

:ok can we just blow up the f@#$!%# moon?!

Me:dont have my powder kegs lol

:crap where are the giants at?

:i ate them

Me&:what the f@#$ is wrong with you link

:i dont know lol

:screw u guys im going home

Me:lol

Edited 22 Aug 2009 by jt24 (see edit history)

[Zelda Drottningu 0]

Zelda, Link, Midna and Ganondorf all in the Throne Room of Hyrule Castle;

Zelda: "Hyrule shall fall, and only then will I be able to create a new time of darkness!"

Link: "Ummm...Princess?"

Ganondorf: *Sniff Sniff* "But...but...I'm the evil one. That was m-my idea!" *Cries*

Zelda: *Sighing* "Would you like to join me ganon?"

Ganondorf: *Cries harder* "Th-that was my idea and you s-stole it! I w-wanna do it on my own!"

Link: "What the-!' *faints*

Midna: *Warps herself away to Faron Woods*

Zelda: *Looks over at Link on the floor* "So much for the 'Chosen Hero'"

Ganondorf: *Hicups*

(Ummm...yeah. It's kinda strange, I know.)

[Aethix 129]

Malon: Link! I'm glad you could stay over for dinner.

Link: Yeah! What are we having?

Talon: Fried Cucco! I'm just going to go outside to get one. Wanna help me out, Link?

Link: Sure!

Malon: I don't think that's a good idea...

24 hours later, Malon goes outside to retrieve Link and Talon's mangled bodies.

[Zelda Drottningu 0]

Got another:

Link: *Indicates the throne Room door and opens it for Ganondorf* "Ladies first."

[Duke Abercrombie 0]

Ganondorf: Link, Zelda is your sister.

Link: What? Then who is our mother?

Ganondorf: She is deceased...

Zelda: Who is our father?

.

.

.

Ganondorf: I am your father.

[Link'sEvilClone 0]

link:yes i got 2 of parts of the triforce time to kill zelda

[Road 0]

Link: "[anything]"

[Hare Krishna 0]

Link: OH YEAH BUDDY? MAYBE THIS IS ALL REAL AND YOU ARE JUST A GAME.

[Arcane 12]

Link: "[anything]"

This.

[crazyguy 0]

Zelda: I am gonna rescue Ganondorf!

Link: Oh no you don't!

Ganondorf: Help meeeeeeeeee!