things you should never hear the Zelda characters say its a game!

[DorkLink 0]

*Link accepts the Zora Sapphire from Ruto*

Ruto: So you know what this means now, right? We're engaged!

Link: You're one messed up fishy-girl, you know that? Have you even thought what our kids would look like?

Ruto: It doesn't matter, I love you!

Link: I'm not marrying you, forget it.

Ruto: Then give me back my mother's stone!

Link: Um, er, I... *pulls out a can of goldfish pellets*

*Sprinkles pellets into the water*

Link: Look! Din-din!

Ruto: *gasp* *starts feeding frantically*

Link: *Swims away as fast as his child arms and legs will take him*

7 Years Later

*Link defeats Morpha and is sent outside the Water Temple*

Ruto: There you are! Keep me waiting for 7 long years will you!

Link: Uh oh! Oh crap!!!

*Link dons the Iron Boots without the Zora Tunic*

Link: *glub* *blurb* *burble*... *drowns*

Navi: Link? Hello? Link?? HEY!!! LISTEN!!!

*A Hylian Loach jumps out of the water and eats Navi*

[Otis McNutt 395]

Link: Zelda how many times have I rescued you over the years? Would you suck my ****, let me feel you up or anything sexual! I've been waiting since 1987!!!!!

[Teto 2609]

Link - Right. That's that then... Fancy a threesome? We've got nothing better to do.

[Anon 0]

Link in TP for GC

Yay Navi's gone, gone, gone, .... gone, gone gone. * Dances for joy*

Link in TP for Wii

You lucky son of a...

Navi

Look at this thingy.

[Xylobe 0]

Tingle: I like girls!

XD

[Aethix 129]

Tingle: "Thank you, Link, but your princess is in another castle."

[Hiro Protagonist 0]

Link: "Why the F*** should I save you, Zelda! I have better things to do!!!"

[Joshawott 7]

Link: Anything other than a battle cry.

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[Jo-Bengt 0]

Navi: The Great Deku Tree has summoned you! Go talk to him!

Link: The Great Deku Tree can wait until the next commercial.

[Twili Link 0]

Incase you haven't seen it before on youtube, just type in legend of zelda ocarina of time abridged series it's episode 1, here it is. Plus I can't remember it completly so I improvised for some things incase it's wrong. But it would be funny if they said it. This takes place in Kokiri Forest

Great Deku Tree: Navi you must go get the young boy without a fairy and bring him here to fufill his destiny

Navi: What's that

GDT: To kill that D*^med squirll that set up a nest inside me

Navi: Ok whatever you big wooden idiot. Why does it have to be him. He probably isn't even awake yet *goes under Mido* Out of the way Jerka*s.

Random girl: Hello

Navi: Well hello yourself, hope you're stuck up there forever *goes to kid humping a rock*

Navi: Are you humping a rock

Random Boy: Hell's yeah

Navi: ok, gotta find a quick way out of here *sees a way* chaaaaaarge *hits fence* ow, hope no one saw that

Random Boy: I did

Navi: Shut up rock humper *goes inside Link's house*

Link: No get off me strange green ginger man (ganondorf)

Navi: ok. Wake up wake up wake up wake up

Link: *yawns* Oh cool they make flying lightbulbs

Navi: What I'm not a lightbulb

Link: Cool it talks

Navi: Anyways the GDT (Great Deku Tree) wants to see you

Link: Well then tell him he can come get me himself when he needs me

Navi: You do realize he's a tree right

Link: He is, I just though he had a funny last name

Navi: A funny last...if you don't go I'll...

Link: you'll what

Navi: I'll kick your a*s

Link: yeah like a flying lightbulb will kick my a*s

*hear Link gettin beaten up*

Navi: Hehe if we were in prison you'd be my bi*%h

Link: *In angry voice* Shut up!

Edited 30 Jun 2009 by Twili Link (see edit history)

[Warhorse 0]

Ganondorf: Link! I AM YOUR FATHER!!

Link:

[DorkLink 0]

Here's a few:

1. Link: "Why am I dressed up like Peter Pan?'

2. Zelda: "I'm gonna save Hyrule!"

3. Ganondorf: "Hey, who said YOU could enter my private chamber? Can't you see I'm trying to play a song on the organ for this beautiful woman here? What nerve!"

[Aethix 129]

Ganondorf: "Are you here to save Zelda? Well you're *burp* too late."

[real link 0]

ruto: its like an engagement ring link

link:score!

[Chase 390]

Link: Zelda, Ruto, Malon, Midna, and random fan girls...Now that the world is safe, there's something I have to tell you...

Girls in unison: What?

Link: ...I'm gay.