The Corrupted Wish Game!

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Wish granted, but the food is highly fattening and causes you to become clinically obese. Your right leg had to be amputated.

I wish I could shoot lasers out of my eyes.

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Wish granted. You are always firing lasers, all the time. You blink once. Your eyelids are melted painfully. You finally manage to go to sleep after carving out the last of your roof. Your eyes roll upwards as you sleep and you laser the front of your skull off and die.

I wish I could do anything I want.

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Wish granted. Every single person with an obsession for wolves and Twilight Princess comes back and stays back, and our community develops the unflinching and well-known reputation of being full of furries, and some even speculate we are simply a cover site for the furry fanbase. More furries flock in, and the RP board skyrockets in activity. Wolf Zelda and Wolf Midna are the top two characters used, even in individual RPs. They are all self-inserts and many of them use broken Japanese in their fictional surnames and in their speech. No one who is not a furry ever joins again. The RPs get worse in quality over a very short period of time. Soon, you decide to give in to your feral desires and join in. At a certain point you realize that you have been RPing with wolf/TP fans without a hint of irony, and in a drunken rage, you buy a fursuit and howl at the moon in agony.

I wish I had a better computer.

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Wish granted, GET ON SKYPE AND TALK TO LENNY, LOSER. The downside is it's a windows, and not a superior mac.

Jeez man someone give me something to wish for

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Wish granted! You wish for facial hair.

Unfortunately you get a postage stamp mustache and a gross scraggly neckbeard. They can not be shaved nor can they be grown. For the rest of your life people think you are some kind of slacker Hitler.

I wish I had the ability to turn into trees

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I wish I wasn't dead.

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Wish granted. You are alive. Sucks, doesn't it?

I wish for a hyperbole.

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wish granted. Your computer is so bad that its like my grandma's dog

i wish for dennou coil to be a real thing

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Wish granted. It already is, and you should be aware of that.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

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Wish granted. You are now a fish.

You are then caught, cleaned, gutted, fried, and served to a tourist in a 2-star seafood restaurant.

I wish I was like Batman

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You become like batman, but you get hit by a small aircraft.

I wish my car's headlights were clean...

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Wish granted, your car's headlights are shiny, clean, and smashed with a baseball bat.

I wish I had a hoverboard.

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It explodes and a piece of shrapnel cuts off your dick.

I wish you had a hoverboard.

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Wish granted, I now have a hoverboard. And you get NOTHING.

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And you will NEVER LOOK THIS COOL.

I wish for something simple.

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You also had a piece of shrapnel where your dick was, fortunately, removing it was a simple surgery.

I wish for good weather tomorrow.

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