DR SHRUBBERY!

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About DR SHRUBBERY!

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    YOU HANDLE THE SALADS UNTIL YOU GET KILLED
  • Birthday 10/26/94

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  1. DR SHRUBBERY!

    Oh god, who put this bag of pistachios in front of me?
    1. Show previous comments  1 more
    2. DR SHRUBBERY!

      I MUST EAT ALL OF THEM.

    3. pheonix561

      I do this with crackling oat bran

      I'm serious

    4. pheonix561

      I view a box of Cracklin Oat bran as a challenge and I have no idea why

  2. DR SHRUBBERY!

    OH GOD I STARTED WITH A FULL BAG AND NOW I HAVE A BOWL OVERFLOWING WITH SHELLS WHY CAN'T I STOP EATING THESE PISTACHIOS?
    1. pheonix561

      If those things didn't come in shells I'd have a severe protein overflow

  3. DR SHRUBBERY!

    The more I hear about Comic-Con, the more I hate my friend for getting to go to Comic-Con...
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    2. DR SHRUBBERY!

      WHY AM I NOT THERE?

    3. Otis McNutt

      I'm right there with you!

    4. DR SHRUBBERY!

      They have Ponies and Walking Dead and Doctor Who and I'M STUCK HERE EATING AN ENTIRE BAG OF PISTACHIOS.

  4. DR SHRUBBERY!

    Okay yeah I can't copy/paste anything on the forums when I'm using Chrome. Can that be fixed?
    1. pheonix561

      That's probably outside of Tappy's hands and more for the forum software providers to handle.

    2. DR SHRUBBERY!

      Wait. I got it. My pop-up blocker thingy was messing with stuff. I'm good now.

  5. DR SHRUBBERY!

    So last night in the chat I mentioned that I drew a picture of a Dalek but I couldn't find it, but now I found it!
    1. pheonix561

      I am proud of you

  6. DR SHRUBBERY!

    Is anyone else having problems copy/pasting things here? or is it just me?
    1. Brodongo

      Is anyone else having problems copy/pasting things here? or is it just me?

    2. Ammonsa

      Is anyone else having problems copy/pasting things here? or is it just me?

    3. DR SHRUBBERY!

      Walked right into that one...

  7. DR SHRUBBERY!

    Time for family-fun! Take the title of the last song you heard, and add "in my ass"
    1. Show previous comments  5 more
    2. Sahaqiel

      "2008"

    3. DR SHRUBBERY!

      Don't Stop Believing... in my ass

    4. Otis McNutt

      Thunderstruck in my Ass!

  8. DR SHRUBBERY!

    Remember earlier when I said I needed $40 for ponies? Yeah well I've decided that when I DO get that money, I'll be getting something else...
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    2. DR SHRUBBERY!

      King Leonidas was given a decision: Give up his land to Xerxes or die. Instead, he kicked the messenger and his guards into a well. When necessary a king will take a third option, and that is exactly what I am doing. I want both, and so I choose BOTH.

    3. Cascade

      speaking of 300 my uncle's college roommate played the Spartan King in that film, spooky huh

    4. pheonix561

      Son

      I am proud

  9. DR SHRUBBERY!

    Potato salad, your presence has been requested in my stomach
  10. DR SHRUBBERY!

    I am in serious need of money. $39.99 to be exact.
    1. Show previous comments  7 more
    2. DR SHRUBBERY!

      They're brushables, and no idea who the yellow one is.

    3. pheonix561

      Spoiler for season 3 she's Twilights aunt

      or some shit

    4. DR SHRUBBERY!

      Favorites collection. Yeah right. If it was REALLY the favorites collection, those top 2 would be Lyra and Zecora

  11. DR SHRUBBERY!

    I AM DOING SO MUCH MATH RIGHT NOW YOU GUYS
    1. DR SHRUBBERY!

      MAAAAAAAAAATH

    2. pheonix561

      DONT STOP ITS GOOD FOR YOU

    3. Ganny

      YESSSSSS I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE ANYMORE

  12. DR SHRUBBERY!

    "Sure is humid and 98-degrees out today. Lets turn off the AC and open ALL THE WINDOWS."
    1. Show previous comments  6 more
    2. Ammonsa

      Yeah Pheo I guess you're right. Didn't see the humid bit there.

    3. Chimetals

      you should switch houses with me, pheo. my mom thinks its bloody hot ALL THE TIME. so my house is at 60 F, i swear. or lower. and 60 is when i put on a /jacket/ or start /shivering/

    4. Grandmaster Phoenix

      I hate that "logic".

  13. DR SHRUBBERY!

    Nik Wallenda, famous daredevil, is about to walk on a wire across Niagra Falls from the American side to the Canadian side.
  14. DR SHRUBBERY!

    Oh look my computer's headphones are broken. Again. Despite my calm exterior, there is a great war of fire and blood going on in my subconcious. No survivors.
    1. DR SHRUBBERY!

      Oh look I just found a pair of really good headphones in a drawer upstairs. Whoopsies.

    2. pheonix561

      What have we learned

    3. DR SHRUBBERY!

      absolutely NOTHING

  15. DR SHRUBBERY!

    SHRIIIIIIIIIIIINE OF THE SILVER MONKEY
    1. pheonix561

      the picture you posted in that post didn't appear so i never got the reference

    2. DR SHRUBBERY!

      I'll have to fix that.

  16. DR SHRUBBERY!

    "Installation Wizard" Some wizard you are...
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    2. pheonix561

      he got a zune

    3. DR SHRUBBERY!

      zune is actually quite nice. I've got like 60 movies and a full season of mlp and the thing still has a squidton of memory

  17. DR SHRUBBERY!

    Just got me a sexy new monitor
    1. pheonix561

      I know

    2. DR SHRUBBERY!

      explain. EXPLAIN.

    3. pheonix561

      you will learn in time

  18. DR SHRUBBERY!

    Oh sweet Jesus free games for Playstation Plus members oh yeeeeeeeeeees
    1. Princess Valhalla Hawkwind

      Add me? AnotherLark

    2. Arachne

      But what if I don't want my games to be Jesus-free?

  19. DR SHRUBBERY!

    I've hated carrots all my life WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THAT STEAMED CARROTS TASTE SO GODDAMN GOOD I CAN'T STOP EATING THEM HELP ME
    1. Princess Valhalla Hawkwind

      They really are great. Also baby carrots and ranch dressing. Or anything and ranch dressing.

  20. DR SHRUBBERY!

    oh hey look it's 5 am what the hell am doing up so early oh yeah MY LITTLE BROTHER DECIDED THAT THE TIME TO VOMIT ON ME WAS NOW.
    1. Sahaqiel

      like

    2. Chimetals

      freaky, my cat woke me up yesterday morning at the same time with a hairball near all my things.

  21. DR SHRUBBERY!

    Doctor Who: The Eternity Clock came out today and I have no money ;-;
    1. Michael

      There's a Doctor Who game???? Whaaaaat?!

    2. Princess Valhalla Hawkwind

      It dosen't look that great, which sucks because Doctor Who is fantastic.

    3. DR SHRUBBERY!

      I don't care if the game sucks, I NEED IT. The promise of River Song diary pages as an unlock able compels me to buy it!

  22. DR SHRUBBERY!

    My usual lunch table has been compromised. My friends and I have moved to a different table in the middle of the room. This place is full of loud morons. I HATE THIS TABLE.
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    2. DR SHRUBBERY!

      This table is my domain once more! HUZZAH!

  23. DR SHRUBBERY!

    It figures that the one day I call in sick is the day we make ice cream in chemistry class
    1. Cirt

      feel better!!!

  24. DR SHRUBBERY!

    Doing homework outside. There's this wasp that won't just GO THE squid AWAY
  25. DR SHRUBBERY!

    Watched some classic pokemon today. Oh how I've missed you, Team Rocket...