Otis McNutt

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  1. Otis McNutt

    Mitt Romney just puppyed himself up his own Ass!!!!!!!!!
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  2. Otis McNutt

    A new Pokemon has been revealed, a Ghost/steel one that looks like a Sword.
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    2. Chase

      Yeah, this is just a ghost that has inhabited a sword. Which doesn't make a whole lot of sense either, when you think about it, but that's cool too.

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    3. Fierce Muffin

      OHhhhh, man, that'd be AWESOME. That's more similar to Tyrogue than Eevee but I completely agree. That would be cool, though. Rapier, Greatsword(Guts size), other swords that don't matter.

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    4. PrimaGaga

      yeah but that could be the potential for any pokemon, really. A reason I really enjoy Digimon is the split evolutions.

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  3. Otis McNutt

    I went to the Bathroom at work today and found white powder on top of an aluminium Toilet paper dispenser. Some one in the bank snorts coke!
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    2. LLmao ?✊?

      Phanta is his cynical, gruff cop partner

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    3. LLmao ?✊?

      Pheo is police commish

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    4. pheonix561

      howd it go?

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  4. Otis McNutt

    I don't usually drink alcohol but seejng that it's a holiday I relented. now my head is killing me! Never again.
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    2. Cirt

      I laughed at 80 proof

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    3. Necropolis

      Viking Blod. Old recipe from the 1600s. Weird ceramic bottle

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    4. Necropolis

      And I guess...Liquor store in Illinois? I don't know how much that helps?

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  5. Otis McNutt

    And there came a day, a day unlike any other, when Earth's Mightiest Heroes found themselves united against a common threat! On that day The Avengers were born, to fight thr foes no single Super Hero could withstand!
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    2. Otis McNutt

      Congrats Teto that made me laugh, but perhaps it's just my sleep deprived state has left me giddy.

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  6. Otis McNutt

    Guess what guys. In the newest issue of "Star Trek/Legion of Superheroes" the villain is showing The Legion and Enterprise crew his hall of Time Machines. In addition to The TARDIS, Time Machine and DeLorean there's something that looks like The Ocarina of Time on a pedestal.
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    2. pheonix561

      thats just SILLY

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    3. Sahaqiel

      T1G, everything is tl;dr to you.

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    4. Ganny

      "a long status"

      "I will let him know that I did not read it for that reason"

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  7. Otis McNutt

    The Avengers Assemble...in exactly one month!
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    2. Princess Valhalla Hawkwind

      Also, Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes is a really great show. Like surprisingly good. It's getting me pumped up for the movie.

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  8. Otis McNutt

    Family Guy is gonna cross over with The Simpsons!
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    2. Ammonsa

      The only good show is King of the Hill

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    3. LLmao ?✊?

      I tell you what

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    4. pheonix561

      spoken like a true texan

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  9. Otis McNutt

    Seven days til A Link Between Worlds. so who's getting it?
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    2. pheonix561

      personally I just think its hilarious that what is probably going to be considered the best handheld game of the series is also the one with the fourth triforce piece

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    3. pheonix561

      triforce of shadow, no less

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    4. SilverAlchemic

      #spoilers

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  10. Otis McNutt

    going to a Doctor Who 50th Anniversary viewing party, the invite said come as your favorite character. i RSVP'd and said I was going as Sutekh the destroyer. the host asked me who that was, wow and you call yourself a fan!
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    2. Otis McNutt

      Playfully, Aubrey's one of my favorite people.I even said it to her playfully.

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    3. なべ

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    4. Necropolis

      I'm with you here. New who fand who don't watch the classics. Most disappointing.

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  11. Otis McNutt

    My Sister called me at 4AM asking me to give her a ride home (she was drunk). She went out to celebrate Saturnalia (she's a Neo-Pagan) with some girlfriends.
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    2. Chase

      The modern world has no place in the modern world

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  12. Otis McNutt

    AVENGERS is the best comic book movie EVER!!!!!!! You all must see it, especially in 3D!
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  13. Otis McNutt

    Good Birthday, got a Kindle Fire HD, Heir to the Empire book, Nintendo Wii U and Assassins Creed 3.
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    2. pheonix561

      I have socks in my drawer I have never worn because I am waiting for the right time

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    3. PrimaGaga

      Usually, on my birthdays, i get to live for another year. Usually.

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  14. Otis McNutt

    Matt Smith has quit Doctor Who after the 50th Anniversary and the next Christmas episode.
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    2. Teto

      Joffrey Baratheon for next Doctor.

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    3. PrimaGaga

      Like^

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    4. Cascade

      but that would make an already bad show even worseeee

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  15. Otis McNutt

    NBC is bringing back "Heroes" as a miniseries to wrap up the story.
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    2. PrimaGaga

      what happened to that one girl that the guy went back in time to save and then just forgot about? Also, i guess the strike makes it fair. I'll allow it to be shitty.

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    3. PrimaGaga

      oh i guess that was Caitlin

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    4. なべ

      I am the rare fan who enjoyed every episode right up to the end. Still, looking forward to this.

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  16. Otis McNutt

    ADHD=Bullshit!
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    2. Otis McNutt

      A few years ago my nephew was labeled ADHD because he was "acting out in class" or some nonsense. Clearly that Doctor never saw him play Call of Duty. He's laser focused then.

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    3. PrimaGaga

      maybe he's laser focused because he's on med? lol

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    4. Sayubie

      I'd rather we not get into the corporal punishment business thanks.

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  17. Otis McNutt

    Woke up this morning to a State of emergency, no work today! thank you Governor Malloy.
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    2. Otis McNutt

      It's very hard to convey humor in text.

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    3. PrimaGaga

      no, no it isnt. You are just really bad at picking up on it.

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    4. Otis McNutt

      Yeah I guess I am.

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  18. Otis McNutt

    You ready for Hurricane Irene?
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    2. DR SHRUBBERY!

      usually Ohio doesn't get damaged by any hurricanes, but it DOES rain like a motherpuppyer

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    3. Grandmaster Phoenix

      Yep. Nice, plesant Michigan, away from the ocean.

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  19. Otis McNutt

    I need some advice Hnet. I hooked up with my friends girl while he was serving in Iraq. Now that he's coming back I'm stressing. Should I tell him or keep quiet?
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    2. 2356

      What advice can one give in such a situation where things can only end badly? Sorry but you just dug your own grave

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    3. Cascade

      you and the girl are both stupid for doing that, break it off with her, keep quiet but if you feel guilty, tell him, expect a tanking though :|

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    4. DR SHRUBBERY!

      Pray to god that he wears slippers when he shoves his foot up your ass

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  20. Otis McNutt

    I was all set to make a weekend at our towns 4th of July Celebration. NRBQ and Skid Row this year! But instead I'm laid up with a sprained ankle. Plus side AMC's Walking Dead series Marathon.
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    2. DR SHRUBBERY!

      "Rick's been gone for an hour and I'm pregnant I SHOULD GO LOOK FOR HIM ALONE."

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    3. DR SHRUBBERY!

      "Nothing in the road. I think it'll be safe to stare at the map while driving OH SHIT A SINGLE WALKER BETTER SWERVE OUT OF THE WAY."

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    4. DR SHRUBBERY!

      AND THEN SHE TOTALS THE squidding CAR

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  21. Otis McNutt

    Never Forget
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    2. pheonix561

      I completely missed 9/11 lol

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    3. pheonix561

      I have a friend who's uncle was a cop from new jersey that died from 9/11, and so every year she wears that "I'm falling for you" twin towers shirt. When people get offended they read the back and see she's doing it in loving memory of her uncle and feel bad.

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    4. pheonix561

      She's a good kind of person

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  22. Otis McNutt

    Remember remember the 5th of November.
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    2. Otis McNutt

      I watch that movie every November 5th.

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    3. Otis McNutt

      I watch that movie every November 5th.

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  23. Otis McNutt

    squid, I HAVE JURY DUTY!!!!!
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    2. Arachne

      Avenue Q, I mean.

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  24. Otis McNutt

    Chevy Chase has been fired from Community!!!!!!
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    2. Chase

      He wasn't fired. He hated the show and the direction his character was going.

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    3. Stylin' Scarecrow

      It was at least a longer run than his talk show.

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  25. Otis McNutt

    North Korea released a statement threatening retaliation against the US. What for, we're not doing anything to them.
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    2. PrimaGaga

      Chimetals is way off guys

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    3. Sahaqiel

      Obama recently did a speech in Israel telling them that we will not stand for an Iranian nuclear program. Don't recall anything about North Korea. I don't think anyone takes them seriously.

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    4. Sahaqiel

      Maybe we left a bunch of Legos in their hallway and Kim Jong Un stepped on one.

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