Misinformation Machine

[Max 10]

I GUESS YOU PROVED THEM WRONG, RIGHT??? HAHAHAHAHA

[Ammonsa 308]

I was told I would never get a girl. They were wrong. Hahaha

[Shadowknight 54]

I was told that Middle School was going to be hard, and Highschool would be harder. Yeah, right. Middle school was annoying, and Highschool is more annoying, but neither have proved to be particularly difficult.

[Young Link Addict 67]

That there would be cake.

It was a lie.

Inb4realPortalfan.

I wish they made that game for Wii. That would be cool. Didn't they make it for Xbox or was that for the Xbox360?

The King in Hyrule Castle in OoT is a lie.

People tell me that college is important, and it's not.

[Padraig! 103]

People tell me that college is important, and it's not.

AAaaannd, that's why you are gonna fail in life and I'm not!

[Young Link Addict 67]

No my mom is forcing me to go to college. I have no choice.

[Teto 2609]

Then she knows what's best.

[Max 10]

AAaaannd, that's why you are gonna fail in life and I'm not!

Wooo! That's almost exactly what I thought when I saw yla's post

[Aethix 129]

No my mom is forcing me to go to college. I have no choice.

Actually, you'll probably be 18 by the time you go to college, and your mom won't be able to force you to do anything. Of course, she can dangle money over your head to get you to do what she says.

Still, you should either go to college or some sort of vocational school. Otherwise, you're going to end up working for the government as a garbage collector.

[Max 10]

by the time you're 18 you'll have changed your mind anyway.

[Chameleon 0]

Still, you should either go to college or some sort of vocational school. Otherwise, you're going to end up working for the government as a garbage collector.

This sounds violently passive-aggressive.

I have taken offense!

[Michael 290]

Mommy once told me that babies come from storks... I have yet to see this.

I was once told that a black man would never be president...

[Stormsworder 0]

I was told that I was a loser who would fail school because I played too many video games...

Top ten in my class, graduating Thursday! XO

[Chase 390]

I was told all of my friends would graduate. Sadly, the cake is a lie.

[Rushino 0]

my mom told me my favorite uncle died of cancer, when really he died of aids...

she lied to me every day =S