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My definition is an unwanted insertion of the anus, mouth, or vagina. I know what it is, I just don't let him get that far.

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she has a stalker who tries to rape her

Give me a pic and his first name.

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Then tell me how hot he is.

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Give me a pic and his first name.

I'd rather not. I got it under control, bro.

Then tell me how hot he is.

He's not. Unless you like guys who are fat and pig like.

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You're no fun, man.

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Sorry, but this is one way to prove myself. Ok it's not proving myself, but she likes me more for rescuing her.

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You shouldn't try to bag a girl through the process of rescuing her.

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My definition is an unwanted insertion of the anus, mouth, or vagina. I know what it is, I just don't let him get that far.

How do you insert and anus, mouth, or vagina, and what are you inserting them into??

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You shouldn't try to bag a girl through the process of rescuing her.

No that's not the only reason I rescue her. I do it mainly because she's my friend and I don't want to see that happen. Her liking me more is just icing on the cake.

And before someone else says it, the cake IS a lie.

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So her liking you is a lie?

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Well that's what everyone who knows thinks, but they're just negative people.

Wow I realized I have school tomorrow. I should get to bed.

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Answer my question about anuses, mouths, and va-jay-jays, please!

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Yeah, video games teach us that while rescuing damsels from evil whatsits is a good thing to do, it seldom gets you any nookie. You never see Link get any, and the most Mario gets is a kiss on the nose.

Seriously though, from obsessing over someone seldom gets you in their good graces. It's more likely to scare them away, or else it blinds you so that you only see the aspects of that person that you want to see. She could be using you and you wouldn't even know it.

Btw, my new favourite Scribblenauts item is "gentlemanly winged shoggoth"

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Answer my question about anuses, mouths, and va-jay-jays, please!

Are you serious? I thought you were being a smart ass there.

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