Last call for bat-puppy crazy rumors!

[Young Link Addict 67]

That sounds weird.

[PrimaGaga 1025]

Booster Gold was partially right. Although you don't start the game choosing your gender, Link can get a sex-change operation early in the game. It's also a magical operation, similar to Zelda>Sheik. Therefore, Link(f) can bleed on his enemies in order to stun them. However, after bleeding on them, she turns to the player and bitches about how you don't play her game enough.

[Otis McNutt 395]

While giving me a handjob, Reggie Fils-Aime told me that Link will timetravel again, but unlike OoT he will travel centuries into the past and alter events (such as moving walls and removing tree saplings) to make his quest easier in the present.

[PrimaGaga 1025]

This game will be an OoA remake.

[Otis McNutt 395]

This game will be an OoA remake.

I completely forgot Oracle of Ages had that plot. I never played it, I had Oracle of Seasons.

[Rika Code 29]

I hear that if you chosed "righty mode" that you play as Dark Link and in "lefty mode" you play as reg. Link

[Chase 390]

I hear that every so often the Gerudo come to Hyrule Castle town in search of boyfriends.

I hear that Malon of Lon Lon Ranch secretly wishes a knight on a horse will come and sweep her off her feet someday.

[Sahaqiel 1232]

lol

[Jareddude 62]

I heard that it will be Zelda Wind Waker, Phantom Houglass, and Spirit tracks all in one game!

It will be called

The Legend of Zelda : The Young Link Addicter

[Puck 1]

By the way, who renamed this page bat-puppy? Not that I mind or anything, just curious.

I heard that in this version of the game Link gets a pair of brass-knuckles to match his sword.

[Arcane 12]

Someone told me Link has a mustache. On both genders.

[randomfan 0]

And his tunic is now red. And he doesn't use a sword; he just jumps on enemies. And his default name is "Mario."

[Jareddude 62]

It heard Link was going to be a kid in this game

[PrimaGaga 1025]

Puck, cussing is allowed, but not on thread names. Thus it was changed.

[Puck 1]

I can't believe I'm asking this, but is cuss considered a cuss word?