Posted 22 Aug 2012 I'm gonna walk to the north pole, and stand there, at the top of the world, and strike a pose, and hold it, and as a single tear falls down my cheek, I freeze in that position. True Gamer likes this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 13 Sep 2012 My dreams tend to have my dying from falling a great height or drowning. Perhaps this links to my two main fears: heights and water (as I can't swim). I would prefer a quick fall to a slow death due to drowning. I'd like to go doing the "business" at 90+ years old with a female supermodel. Or ten. With a pimped-out walker to keep me up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 13 Sep 2012 You want to die having a super model change your diaper Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 13 Sep 2012 You want to die having a super model change your diaper That's the thing. I don't plan on wearing diapers. Baws. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 14 Sep 2012 So you're just gonna ruin a good pair of pants every time you mess yourself? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 14 Sep 2012 The only time that I would crap my pants would be if I was riding on a plane, and the pilot was a loaf of bread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 14 Sep 2012 o bro you really think that my joke is terrible Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 14 Sep 2012 (edited) the joke was as stale as the pilot. but seriously I laughed p. hard the first time you told it. I dont know why, but it happened. Edited 14 Sep 2012 by Brodongo (see edit history) Cirt and pheonix561 like this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 14 Sep 2012 Most preferably NOT from beesting-induced asphyxiation. Admittedly, death by angry hipsters sounds pretty hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 14 Sep 2012 Death by Chocolate AWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 14 Sep 2012 the joke was as stale as the pilot. puppying lost it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 14 Sep 2012 the joke was as stale as the pilot. puppying lost it goddammit ahahahahaha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 14 Sep 2012 What does "lost it" even mean anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 14 Sep 2012 What does "lost it" even mean anyway. "Lost your cool," or "Lost your nerve" or some variation of that. You were totally calm until somebody said something that made you either burst into laughter or tears or rage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 14 Sep 2012 Okay I thought that was the case. Just wanted to make sure I was understood it since, either things are much funnier to everybody else, or people are using "lost it" really loosely. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites