pheonix561

Two is a dangerous age, man. More dangerous than your twenty first birthday. If I were drunk on my twenty first birthday I wouldn't stick my dick in a fan.

I really hope that's true.

I was too young to remember, but apparently when I was three I tried to stick my dick in a fan

Thankfully my dad stopped me or else I would be Queen Pheo

I remember skinning my first bear

true 90s kid (:

Good pun though kind of?
Since the existence of Loch Ness is one of the things people actually know about Scotland.

And since there's some confusion throughout the fan community for Brave, it was set in the 1990s. Since then we've only gotten more barbaric.

I keep seeing LL's new avatar and thinking that it's Dustin

batman begins

Teto, it's "Every Tim Burton Animated Movie." Come on man.



I googled "Jon Voight Mustache." It's Runaway Train.

Have you ever seen them in the same game in the same time?????

Have you ever seen them in the same game in the same time?????

interest isn't something that incests me

You can speak about me all you want, I'm sure nobody will mind!

Once you go Scaly, You'll come back Daily.

Next person who catches one of these guys has to name it Pheo Jr.

You

Are going to be a good king

Two is a dangerous age, man. More dangerous than your twenty first birthday. If I were drunk on my twenty first birthday I wouldn't stick my dick in a fan.

I really hope that's true.

You

Are going to be a good king

So I found where I left off from when I stopped reading months ago so I'm reading it again so my Homestuck-obsessed friend will shut the hell up.

And I just hit the 1-year anniversary recap. Lucky me.
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Oh shit this is going to take a while.

I was too young to remember, but apparently when I was three I tried to stick my dick in a fan

Thankfully my dad stopped me or else I would be Queen Pheo

I was too young to remember, but apparently when I was three I tried to stick my dick in a fan

Thankfully my dad stopped me or else I would be Queen Pheo

Two is a dangerous age, man. More dangerous than your twenty first birthday. If I were drunk on my twenty first birthday I wouldn't stick my dick in a fan.

I really hope that's true.

When I was 4, I had gotten my first bike. Being the naive child that I was, I was led to believe that the bicycle helmet would not only protect my skull, but also make it completely impervious to harm. And so it was that a few months later I donned that magical headwear and wheeled that Huffy to the top of the hill next to my house. The hill in question wasn't incredibly steep, but it ended with a large wooden fence at the bottom. How I laughed at this fence, which thought of itself as invincible and impenetrable. As I mounted my training-wheels-equipped steed, I thought to myself, "This shall be my finest moment". I pedaled forward, the wind rushed past me as I sped down that hill. Rapidly approaching the wooden barricade, I leaned forward to ready that indestructible battering ram attached to my head.

Long story short:
*THWACK*
"MOMMYYYYYYYYYYY!"

[8:24pm] Ganny: yeah pheonix where'd you get your name
[8:24pm] Pheonix561: well
[8:24pm] Ganny: I think I might've heard it somewhere
[8:24pm] Pheonix561: I was twelve
[8:24pm] Fierce_Muffin: "UMMMMM, I MISSPELLED PHOENIX HURR"
[8:25pm] Pheonix561: and I heard about this magical vidya called runescape
[8:25pm] Pheonix561: and I wanted a cool name like "phoenix"
[8:25pm] Pheonix561: or an even cooler name like "Ganny"
[8:25pm] Pheonix561: But I knew
[8:25pm] Pheonix561: deep down
[8:25pm] Pheonix561: that I couldn't name myself Ganny
[8:25pm] Pheonix561: because that belonged to a very special person
[8:25pm] Pheonix561: who I didn't know just yet, but maybe I would someday
[8:25pm] Pheonix561: if I just waited and hoped
[8:25pm] Pheonix561: but anyways
[8:26pm] Ganny: whom* sorry
[8:26pm] Pheonix561: OH MY GOD YOU RUINED THE MOMENT
[8:26pm] Fierce_Muffin: lol
[8:26pm] Ganny: I just think proper grammar denotes ~maturity~
[8:26pm] Pheonix561: okay you repaired the moment

[8:26pm] Pheonix561: anyways
[8:26pm] Pheonix561: I plugged "pheonix" into the runescape account creator thing
[8:27pm] Pheonix561: but that had already been taken by some crafty individual five hundred sixty persons before me
[8:27pm] Pheonix561: and so the system decided "perhaps you should be pheonix561?"
[8:27pm] Pheonix561: and so it was
[8:27pm] Pheonix561: and so I am
[8:27pm] Pheonix561: and so I shall be
[8:28pm] Pheonix561: hey ganny where'd you get your name
[8:28pm] Ganny: ha
[8:28pm] Ganny: ha ha ha ha
[8:29pm] Ganny: Whenever I run into someone like "shadowwarrior2318" or something on league or another game
[8:29pm] Ganny: I always ask if shadowwarrior2317 was taken
[8:29pm] Fierce_Muffin: lol
[8:30pm] Ganny: "They put sand and salt on the roads to give traction on the ice smart ass."
[8:30pm] Pheonix561: hey ganny where'd you get your name
[8:30pm] Ganny: man, booster gold
[8:30pm] Ganny: ha
[8:30pm] Ganny: ha ha pheo
[8:30pm] Ganny: haaa
[8:30pm] Fierce_Muffin: Ganny
[8:30pm] Fierce_Muffin: I really think he doesn't know
[8:30pm] Fierce_Muffin: Pheonix doesn't play Zelda games
[8:30pm] Pheonix561: I JUST WANNA HEAR IT AGAIN
[8:30pm] Pheonix561: its such a good story
[8:30pm] Ganny: ha ha ha ha

I WILL DESTROY YOU

I was too young to remember, but apparently when I was three I tried to stick my dick in a fan

Thankfully my dad stopped me or else I would be Queen Pheo

Dark link and his army are taking over hyrule. link need your help! the new gen of the triforce

(starting coment) Link and his amy are standing outside hyrule castles as the army of darkness rises around dark link in the distints