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I didn't realise HP Lovecraft was such a massive racist, like holy heck. Check out this poem of his titled "On the Creation of Niggers"
"When, long ago, the gods created Earth;
 In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were designed;
Yet were too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest of Man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger."
 
There's more, with references to 'mixed-blooded' 'mongrel' worshipers of Cthulhu
http://lovecraft.wikia.com/wiki/Howard_Phillips_Lovecraft#Racism
 
Reminds me I should give his stories a read though. Like, just because he was a massive racist doesn't make the rest of his work bad.

 
Everyone watch this it's amazing

Dookly took his money and bought a weird magical flute called the "irtimid" flute because he's like twelve years old and has no impulse control or real understanding of the value of a dollar. Or Rupee, whatever.

I've yet to install windows 10, even though I'm queued for a free update, because outside of Silver I've only heard bad things

He still tries his damndest

He still tries his damndest

He still tries his damndest

Suddenly, Dookly feels an outrageous power surge through his nose. He pulls out his finger, and with it comes a might sword, The Triforce of Wisdome

Not sure if anyone is interested in using the werewolf bot again.
I've set it up and it's working in #werewolf. If anyone is interested, custom phrases and renaming of roles can be done:
1-WOLF Werewolf MANY-WOLVES Werewolves ROLE-WOLF Werewolf ROLE-SEER Seer ROLE-VILLAGER Villager STARTGAME PLAYER has started a game. Everyone else has TIME seconds to join in the mob. '/msg BOTNAME join' to join the game." STARTGAME-NOTICE PLAYER has started a game! ADDED Added to the game. Your role will be given once registration elapses. GAME-STARTED A game has been started! '/msg BOTNAME join' to join! GAME-PLAYING A game is currently underway. Please wait for it to finish before attempting to join. NOT-ENOUGH Sorry, not enough people to make a valid mob. ADD-PRIORITY Adding priority players... TWOWOLVES THERE ARE 2 WOLVES IN THIS GAME. DAYCHANGE Duration of the day now set to TIME seconds. NIGHTCHANGE Duration of the night now set to TIME seconds. VOTECHANGE Duration of the Lynch Vote now set to TIME seconds. JOIN PLAYER has joined the hunt. FLEE PLAYER has fled. FLEE-VILLAGER PLAYER has fled. They were a Villager. FLEE-WOLF PLAYER has fled. They were a Wolf. FLEE-PRIORITY PLAYER has fled. PLAYR2 has taken his place. FLEE-PRIORITY-NOTICE PLAYER has left the game. You are to take his place. DAYTIME Villagers, you have TIME seconds to discuss suspicions, or cast accusations, after which time a lynch vote will be called. VOTETIME Villagers, you now have TIME seconds to vote for the person you would like to see lynched! Type '/msg BOTNAME vote <player>' to cast your vote. Votes are non retractable! HAS-VOTED PLAYER has voted for PLAYR2! NO-VOTES Nobody voted! The Powers of Good will not like this apparent support for the werewolves... FIRSTNIGHT Night descends on the sleepy village, and a full moon rises. Unknown to the villagers, tucked up in their warm beds, the early demise of one of their number is being plotted. NIGHTTIME As the moon rises, the lynching mob dissipates, return to their homes and settle into an uneasy sleep. But in the pale moonlight, something stirs... WOLF-INSTRUCTIONS WOLF, you have TIME seconds to decide who to attack. To make your final decision type '/msg BOTNAME kill <player>' WOLVES-INSTRUCTIONS WOLF, you have TIME seconds to confer via PM and unanimously decide who to attack. To make your final decision type '/msg BOTNAME kill <player>' SEER-INSTRUCTIONS Seer, you have TIME seconds to PM one name to BOTNAME and discover their true intentions. To enquire with the spirits type '/msg BOTNAME see <player>' WOLF-CHOICE You have chosen PLAYER to feast on tonight. WOLVES-CHOICE You have chosen PLAYER to feast on tonight. We shall see who your brethren selects... WOLVES-CHOICE-OTHER PLAYER has chosen to kill PLAYR2. PLAYR2 is PLAYER's choice of victim this night. VILLAGER-ROLE You are a peaceful peasant turned vigilante, a Villager! You must root out the WOLF by casting accusations or protesting innocence at the daily village meeting, and voting who you believe to be untrustworthy during the daily Lynch Vote. Good luck! V-ROLE You are a Villager. WOLF-ROLE You are a prowler of the night, a Werewolf! You must decide your nightly victims. By day you must deceive the villager and attempt to blend in. Keep this information to yourself! Good luck! W-ROLE You are a Werewolf. WOLVES-ROLE You are a prowler of the night, a Werewolf! Your fellow Werewolf is PLAYER. You must confer with them via PM to decide your nightly victims. By day you must deceive the villager and attempt to blend in. Keep this information to yourself! Good luck! WS-ROLE You are a Werewolf. Your counterpart is PLAYER. SEER-ROLE You are one granted the gift of second sight, a Seer! Each night you may enquire as to the nature of one of your fellow village dwellers, and WereBot will tell you whether or not that person is a Werewolf - a powerful gift indeed! But beware revealing this information to the WOLF, or face swift retribution! S-ROLE You are the Seer. LYNCH-LEFT The guilty party has left, no lynching. VILLAGER-LYNCH The air thick with adrenaline, the villagers grab PLAYER who struggles furiously, pleading innocence, but the screams fall on deaf ears. PLAYER is dragged to the stake at the edge of the village, and burned alive. But the villagers shouts and cheers fade as they realise the moon is already up - PLAYER was not a werewolf after all... Realising the angry mob is turning, PLAYER tries to run, but is quickly seized upon. PLAYER is strung up to the hanging tree, and a hunter readies his rifle with a silver slug, as the block is kicked from beneath them. But there is a dull snap, and PLAYER hangs, silent, motionless. The silent villagers quickly realise their grave mistake... WOLF-LYNCH After coming to a decision, PLAYER is quickly dragged from the crowd, and dragged to the hanging tree. PLAYER is strung up, and the block kicked from beneath their feet. There is a yelp of pain, but PLAYER's neck doesn't snap, and fur begins to sprout from their body. A gunshot rings out, as a villager puts a silver bullet in the beast's head... SEER-LYNCH PLAYER runs before the mob is organised, dashing away from the village. Tackled to the ground near to the lake, PLAYER is tied to a log, screaming, and thrown into the water. With no means of escape, PLAYER drowns, but as the villagers watch, tarot cards float to the surface and their mistake is all too apparent... IS-LYNCHED PLAYER, the ROLE, is lynched! NO-LYNCH As the sun gets low in the sky, the villagers are unable to reach a decision on who to lynch, and without the momentum of a united mob, the crowd slowly dissipates to take shelter in their homes... VILLAGER-KILL The villagers gather the next morning in the village center, but PLAYER does not appear. The villagers converge on PLAYER's home and find them decapitated in their bed. After carrying the body to the church, the villagers, now hysterical, return to the village center to decide how to retaliate... As some villagers begin to gather in the village center, a scream is heard from the direction of PLAYER's house. The elderly villager who had screamed points to the fence, on top of which, the remains of PLAYER are impaled, with their intestines spilling onto the cobbles. Apparently PLAYER was trying to flee their attacker... When the villagers gather at the village center, one comes running from the hanging tree, screaming at others to follow. When they arrive at the hanging ree, a gentle creaking echoes through the air as the body of PLAYER swings gently in the breeze, it's arms ripped off at the shoulders. It appears the attacker was not without a sense of irony... As the village priest gathers the prayer books for the mornings sermon, he notices a trickle of blood snaking down the aisle.. He looks upward to see PLAYER impaled on the crucifix - the corpse has been gutted. He shouts for help, and the other villagers pile into the church, and start arguing furiously... SEER-KILL The first villager to arrive at the center shrieks in horror - lying on the cobbles is a blood stained Ouija Board, and atop it sits PLAYER's head. It appears PLAYER had been seeking the guidance of the spirits to root out the WOLF, but apparently the magic eight ball didn't see THIS one coming... IS-KILLED PLAYER, the ROLE, has been killed! NO-KILL The villagers gather the next morning in the village center, to sighs of relief - it appears there was no attack the previous night. NOT-VOTED Having defied the powers of Good and Justice for long enough, PLAYER suddenly clutches their chest, before falling to the floor as blood pours from their ears. May that be a lesson to all who attempt to defend the WOLF. NOT-VOTED-NOTICE You have been removed from the game for not voting for two Lynch Votes in a row. WOLF-WIN Having successfully deceived the rest of the village's population, PLAYER the Werewolf, breaks into the final villager's home and rips out their jugular. PLAYER bays at the moon, before setting off to the next village... WOLVES-WIN That night, their plan of deception finally bearing it's fruit, the Werewolves finish off the rest of the human population, and feast, before bounding off together, towards the next village... VILLAGERS-WIN With the beasts slain, the villagers cheer! Their peaceful village is once again free from the scourge of the WOLF! CONGR-VILL Congratulations, Villagers! You win! CONGR-WOLF Congratulations, PLAYER! You win! CONGR-WOLVES Congratulations, Werewolves! You win! WOLVES-WERE The Werewolves were: SEER-DEAD Your link to the living in death is not as great as your link to the dead in life. NOT-WOLF You are not a Werewolf! WILL-SEE You will see the identity of PLAYER upon the dawning of tomorrow. NOT-SEER You are not the Seer! SEER-SEE You find the identity of PLAYER to be ISAWOLF?! SEER-SEE-KILLED It appears the WOLF got to you before your vision did... SEER-SEE-TARGET-KILLED The spirits needn't have guided your sight tonight; Your target was also that of the WOLF TALLY Tallying Votes... TIE A tie. Randomly choosing one... DYING-BREATH You are allowed a single line as your dying breath. CHEAT-KICK No quoting me, cheater. BORED I'm bored. Anyone else bored? Someone type !start. I implore you! You know, there's a great game in this channel... WAFFLES PLAYER finds a shortcut! This wondrous godsend brings them RANDDUR closer to level RANDNUM. Oh, wait, this isn't #idle... *yawn* Anyone can start a game if they like. How about a nice quick game of me? Betcha scared of losing. That's why you won't play. Wow. Didn't think people were this boring... A lynch a day keeps the murderous tendancies away. *nods* It's so easy... Happy go-oh lucky... Rowr. That's the sound of a werewolf. I thought I'd just remind you.Don't change anything in full CAPS as these are used for identifying a phrase.
Additionally the times can be changed:
daytime = 90 nighttime = 60 votetime = 30(in seconds)

No.
One of the reason I still like RuneScape over most MMOs. All the quests are generally stories and/or part of an overall storyline.

From a few days ago: Viper Script Ganny scares away gordon
 
 
[23:57] * goron ([email protected]) has joined #zelda
[23:57] <brodongo> a gordon
[23:57] <goron> hi
[23:57] <brodongo> hey
[23:57] <goron> brodongo hi
[23:57] <goron> where are ypou from?
[23:58] <brodongo> Jamaica, Queens
[23:58] <brodongo> you?
[23:58] <goron> mexico
[23:58] <brodongo> nice
[23:58] <goron> You are alone here?
[23:58] <brodongo> yeah
[23:59] <brodongo> well Ganny is here too
[23:59] <brodongo> !vipers
[23:59] <+Ganny> I don't care.
[23:59] <brodongo> jeez
[23:59] <brodongo> so rude
[00:00] <brodongo> dont mind him
[00:00] <brodongo> !vipers
[00:00] <+Ganny> But the ones who He's wasted time on are people exactly like YOU.
[00:00] <brodongo> wow
[00:00] <+Ganny> wow
[00:00] <brodongo> come on Ganny we have a new member here
[00:00] <brodongo> be nice
[00:00] <brodongo> !vipers
[00:00] <+Ganny> It's plain, stupid, common sense.
[00:00] <brodongo> no, it's not!
[00:00] <goron>
[00:00] <goron> I want a friend
[00:00] <goron>
[00:01] <@Whorey> =)
[00:01] <brodongo> :>
[00:01] <brodongo> !vipers
[00:01] <+Ganny> I studied Spanish for 2 years and I enjoy the language.
[00:01] <@Whorey>
[00:01] <brodongo> you are among friends, gordon
[00:02] <goron> I'm goron!
[00:02] <brodongo> Ganny is a tough love kind of guy, that's why he sounds course
[00:02] <goron> like the Zelda, goron!
[00:02] <brodongo> course like sand
[00:02] <brodongo> yeah like the Gordons from Zelda
[00:02] <brodongo> I get it
[00:02] <goron> without D, only goron!
[00:02] <brodongo> live in mountain
[00:02] <brodongo> eat rocks
[00:03] <brodongo> im p. sure its Gordon
[00:03] <brodongo> Goron would be a weird name
[00:03] <brodongo> I used to have neighbors named the Gordons so I think that is more likely the name
[00:03] <goron> but i love the gorons
[00:03] <goron> I fell in love with a goron
[00:03] <brodongo> which one?
[00:03] <brodongo> !vipers
[00:03] <+Ganny> So you think you're open-minded, do you?
[00:04] <goron> Hi ganny, what's your name? and age?
[00:04] <brodongo> !vipers
[00:04] <+Ganny> In reality, you get used to recognizing certain structures as things you can use a particular item on.
[00:04] <brodongo> thats a funny name
[00:04] <goron> Ganny? tellme about you
[00:05] <brodongo> !vipers
[00:05] <+Ganny> The illegal immigrants in this country are NOT our culture.
[00:05] <goron> and?
[00:05] <brodongo> !vipers
[00:05] <+Ganny> It's a matter of letting people be perverted and do sick, digusting acts.
[00:06] <brodongo> his English isnt very good
[00:06] <brodongo> sometimes he reads a question wrong and responds in a weird way
[00:07] <brodongo> !vipers
[00:07] <+Ganny> Gays are people, people should be respected.
[00:09] <brodongo> what does that have to do with anything
[00:09] * goron ([email protected]) Quit (Connection closed)
[00:09] <brodongo> :<
[00:09] <+Ganny> :<
[00:10] <+Ganny> was it... something I said?

I love starbursts. I always help teachers who bribe me with them.
"Hey Michael, my computer isn't acting right... can you take a look at it?"
"Oh sorry I'm already on my way to help another teacher can you put in a work ord-"
"I have caaaanddddyyy"
"ooooh ooook...."

Whatevs though. I've been all about Carpenter Brut a bit lately.
 

THE ENDS JUSTIFY THE MEANS, WHICH IS THAT I DONT HAVE TO LEARN ABOUT MEANS, MEDIANS, MODES, OR RANGES, ITS A MATH JOKE

Hey, just wanted to plug something real quick
 
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/katyrex/strange-wit-an-original-graphic-novel-about-jane-b
A friend of mine wrote this comic, and its up for kickstarter, I got the chance to read the script, its a really cool idea about a forgotten writer. The kickstarter perks are pretty cool too, you can get all kinds of extra goodies with the comic.
 
Plug done.

UMMMM???????? THIS IS THE STEVEN UNIVERSE THREAD???????? NOT??????? THE HOMESTUCK???????????? THREAD?????? UM?????????????????????

T1G GOT TO STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL BECAUSE OF IT I WANTED TO SKIP SCHOOL TOO

NO COST IS TOO GREAT TO AVOID LEARNING MULTIPLICATION

I don't know anything about Persona aside from this video:
and so like I know all the words to this song and a bunch of other black eyed peas songs by heart so this guy is probably my spirit animal

I like how the voice actors lend their talents to silly fan videos
 

T1G GOT TO STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL BECAUSE OF IT I WANTED TO SKIP SCHOOL TOO

The year is 20XX, and memes have taken over the entire world. Big Boss and Ganon have teamed up to destroy Link, Solid Snake and their Pokemon in a battel for the ages.
 
You must fight your way through the dystopian meme hellscape known as Eggmanland, and put a stop to Big Boss' and Ganon's plans.
 
Here is the character template:
 
Your Original the Character:
Your Age:
Your Original Powers:
Your Favourite Food:
Your Bishie Level:
Your Waifu:
Your Husbando in Another Timeline:
Your Nindo, Your Ninja Way: